Mensaje de error

  • Deprecated function: Return type of DatabaseStatementBase::execute($args = [], $options = []) should either be compatible with PDOStatement::execute(?array $params = null): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in require_once() (line 2244 of /homepages/2/d301431635/htdocs/drupal7/includes/database/database.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Return type of DatabaseStatementEmpty::current() should either be compatible with Iterator::current(): mixed, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in require_once() (line 2346 of /homepages/2/d301431635/htdocs/drupal7/includes/database/database.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Return type of DatabaseStatementEmpty::next() should either be compatible with Iterator::next(): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in require_once() (line 2346 of /homepages/2/d301431635/htdocs/drupal7/includes/database/database.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Return type of DatabaseStatementEmpty::key() should either be compatible with Iterator::key(): mixed, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in require_once() (line 2346 of /homepages/2/d301431635/htdocs/drupal7/includes/database/database.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Return type of DatabaseStatementEmpty::valid() should either be compatible with Iterator::valid(): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in require_once() (line 2346 of /homepages/2/d301431635/htdocs/drupal7/includes/database/database.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Return type of DatabaseStatementEmpty::rewind() should either be compatible with Iterator::rewind(): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in require_once() (line 2346 of /homepages/2/d301431635/htdocs/drupal7/includes/database/database.inc).

Tres estudiantes

One student said to the other, "My teacher is the best. He can go days without eating."
The other student replied, "My teacher is the best. He can go days without sleeping."
A third student said, "My teacher is so wise, he eats when he's hungry and sleeps when he's tired."

Un alumno le dijo al otro: "Mi maestro es el mejor. Puede pasar días sin comer".
El otro estudiante respondió: "Mi maestro es el mejor. Puede pasar días sin dormir".
Un tercer alumno dijo: "Mi maestro es tan sabio que come cuando tiene hambre y duerme cuando está cansado"

Anónimo